It is no small secret that there are many horrible NFL commentators prevalent in today’s sports arena. This is a sad and tragic fate, given that sports are obviously the most important thing in the world and nothing is better…
Coach Bill Belichick released his mystery player again to the field today! He apparently has not followed through with his promise weeks ago (see post on Nov 24) to cut quarterback Tom Brady and a third of the offensive line…
This is amazing, folks! Darryl Strawberry is currently playing in the Ohio game tonight. What is so amazing about this is that he was just playing in recent college basketball games. Now he has switched over to college football. Amazing.…
This just in – surprising most in the sports industry, and perhaps showing his stripes as an amateur sports agent, famed businessman and hip-hop artist Jay-Z takes on former baseball favorite Darryl Strawberry as a client. Jay-Z defends his choice:…
A man was pitted against a cheetah today on a closed racetrack. Despite the superior speed of the man, the cheetah won easily. No other news networks have reported on this story yet and none of its facts have been…
This one looks to be a certain upset, folks! Remember you heard it first here on SportsAreAwesome.com. We’re practically guaranteeing tonight’s win goes to Duke due to recent news that’s hit the ground: Darryl Strawberry, of all people, will be…
In an even newer turn of newer events: Darrel turned out to score over 78 points in last night’s Syracuse game. It was an unprecedented display of pure athletic ability. When asked for comment he only replied, “yea, whateva” before…
In a surprising turn of events, Darrell Strawberry has been confirmed as a guest point guard in tonight’s Syracuse game against Indiana.