Breaking News:

In a surprising announcement last month, esteemed wildlife organization, The National Geographic, ranked animals as follows:

1. The Dolphin
2. Horses
3. The Human (i.e. Homo sapien)
4. The Lion
5. Dogs
6. Red Squirrels

People across the world were surprised that humans were not higher on the list.

Dolphins: now ranked #1

More details to follow.

Note: This article was posted here because of the similarities between the sea-mammal The Dolphin and the Miami Dolphins (a sports team of sorts).