It is no small secret that there are many horrible NFL commentators prevalent in today’s sports arena. This is a sad and tragic fate, given that sports are obviously the most important thing in the world and nothing is better…
Monthly Archives: December 2013
This Just in!
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Patriots’ Comeback Victory Over Browns Again Thanks to Mystery Player
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Coach Bill Belichick released his mystery player again to the field today! He apparently has not followed through with his promise weeks ago (see post on Nov 24) to cut quarterback Tom Brady and a third of the offensive line…
What’s This?? Darryl (“Straws”) in the News Again??
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This is amazing, folks! Darryl Strawberry is currently playing in the Ohio game tonight. What is so amazing about this is that he was just playing in recent college basketball games. Now he has switched over to college football. Amazing.…
Jay-Z Picks up Darryl Strawberry as a New Client
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Cheetah Beats Man at Race
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Dec 06 – No. 20 Duke vs. No. 1 Florida State
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Dec 05, 2013 – A Display of Sure Sports Heroism!
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In an even newer turn of newer events: Darrel turned out to score over 78 points in last night’s Syracuse game. It was an unprecedented display of pure athletic ability. When asked for comment he only replied, “yea, whateva” before…
Dec 04, 2013 – What?! Darryl comes to Syracuse??
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In a surprising turn of events, Darrell Strawberry has been confirmed as a guest point guard in tonight’s Syracuse game against Indiana.