BREAKING: Strawberry Super Bowl 2015 News

It is with heavy hearts that we report today some sad and unexpected news. We didn’t see this coming from a mile away–nor did our countless readers, we imagine.

Like a bandaid, it is best if we simply lay down the pain swiftly and have it done with and onto black and white:

**Darryl Strawberry will NOT be playing in this year’s 2015 Super Bowl**.

This news just recently broke and, despite our connection to the source, we know very little at this time.

We will post the latest and greatest as soon as we know more. Please stay tuned….

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