In an even newer turn of newer events: Darrel turned out to score over 78 points in last night’s Syracuse game. It was an unprecedented display of pure athletic ability. When asked for comment he only replied, “yea, whateva” before sauntering away. Syracuse basketball coach would not comment on the game, but did indicate that Darrell likely would not be making anymore guest appearances on his team as it made his other players look bad…and also may have other collegiate rule consequences since he did not go to the school.